The Digital Crab's first scuttle

So here it is - the initial posting. I guess this site will (as most before?) degenerate into a spleen-venting piece of self obsession and grammatical error. The rough aim is to give this blogging thing a go, as well as to commit to the ether some of the frustrations and observations which both boil my guts and crease me up... ain't the 21st century a laugh? Hopefully we'll witness some evolution in the way I think - maybe the growth of a bit of wisdom... or then again, maybe not ;-)

Crabs. They can cause a nasty nip. They hide under stones and eat carrion. They're hillarious to watch running down harbour steps, falling on their backs and waving their claws in the air. They're damn tasty with a bit of fluffy white bread. This is the home of The Digital Crab.